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in a light bulb?
A: Two, but how the heck do they get in there?
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space Invader.
Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American
Football player?
A: The one in the sugar bowl!
Q:
How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
A: Put a pile of manure in the living room!
Q:
Which fly makes films?
A: Stephen Speilbug!
Q: Why were the flies playing football in saucer?
A: They where playing for the cup!
Q: What is the difference
between a fly and a bird?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
During a traffic stop a police officer is swatting at a fly that is circling around his head, and blurts out what kind of damn fly is that anyhow. The traffic offender replies, "that's a circle fly". The officer replies that he's never heard of a "circle fly". The offender replies circle flies are usually found circling around a horses ass. Enraged, the police officer says, "are you calling me a horses ass?", to which the traffic offender replied, "no sir, but you can't fool a circle fly.
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and
started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUR YOU ROTTEN FLY!!!!"
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